Posts Tagged BJ
# 02 Not Red Sonja
# 06 Girls Suck!
# 07 The Fighting V!
# 08 Horde Rush!
# 09 The Crushing Weight of Defeat
# 10 From His Cold, Necrotic Hands
# 22 Scuttlebutt on Skitterâ„¢
Sorry for the extreme delay in posting tonight, a few unforeseen gremlins found their way into the mix. Hope you enjoy the fruuuits of the evil…. err, pencil. Remember to vote and thanks to all those who have and continue[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
# 23 Scuttlebutt part deux
Hey kids, hope you enjoy! Please remember to vote for Melvin and the gang! And remember kiddies, always read the directions!
# 24 Effects and Affects
Hey Kids, we had been up over 300 votes before Kinko’s shenanigans. We appreciate all the support. Let’s rally together and change our placement from 1,000,000 😉 to somewhere on the second or third page. To our have been,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
# 31 Poofed In My Pants
Hey kids, hopefully it was worth the wait! Looks like they weren’t kidding over at Jeanie Bottle about “far-reaching consequences”. Tune in next week for the results and more! Please remember to vote!!!!!
Hey kids, I hope you’ll have as much fun with this as we did! Tune in next time to see what……well, what happens next time. It’s that time again, time to close the curtain, step up to the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
# 33 TURN-A-MENT
Hey kids, hopefully that necromancer suit comes with depends! We hope you enjoy this one, and stay dry! Anyone who is watching Scandal like us, knows how important it is to vote! 🙂
# 34 Turn-A-Ment Too
# 36 Turn-A-Ment: Nerdly Weapon
Hey kids, goes to show ya, if you’re going to commit assault, use lame-joke provoking weapons! Thank you Alex Great for your patreonage, with no incentives in place, no less! YOU ROCK! On that note, for those of you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
# 37 Turn-A-Ment : Hot Lady Dog
Hey kids, nothing like a good interspecial joke to drum up a hunger! We would like to thank our newest patron, Roy Menix! We are now up to two! Thanks man… now bite the person next to you,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey kids, mmmm….I love the smell of dirty hot dog water in the morning…well…I did. If you don’t condone the behavior of this vendor, then go vote for The Melvin Chronicles now! Remember, if your not with us, you’re against[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey kids, don’t be hard on him. I’ve been known to booby-trap the yard for Thin Mints! As a wise one once told me, “Ding Dongs are the people behind the door not the bell, the witch is never[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
# 46 Turn-A-Ment : Exposé
Hey kids, check out this really inspiring poem: vote vote if Susan should take it all off, (cough) vote if you want Melvin to put it all on, vote if that BJ now belongs in the woods, vote if you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
# 47 Turn-A-Ment : And Susan Awaits…
Hey kids, I don’t see myself as BJ’s lord… I don’t know why he said that… it kinda just came out of center field. Just think of me as a guy who was in the right place, at the right[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
# 48 Turn-A-Ment : On The Same Page
Hey kids, this concludes “The Tournament!” Sunday night’s post will feature the cover art for the next chapter of The Melvin Chronicles! Vote! more’s betta. Sincerely, BACH-MANN & Shhadow
Hey kids, a new chronicle begins! So, grab your Haversacks, your rations, and oats for the horses! We ride out on Thursday! While you’re sharpening your swords and lashing that extra quiver to you saddle, remember to vote! Sincerely,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…