# 01 Her Name Is Red
Mar01
And we’re off! Say hello to Melvin, BJ, and Red in their own comic debut!
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# 02 Not Red Sonja
Mar05
Insert fiery, violent red-headed cliche here. 😉
# 06 Girls Suck!
Mar26
Why do they suck? Just ask any socially awkward teenage boy. 😉
# 07 The Fighting V!
Mar29
Epic fail or the most awesome, sublime strategy ever? You be the judge!
# 08 Horde Rush!
Apr02
Victory is assured!… Or is it?
# 09 The Crushing Weight of Defeat
Apr05
As Liam claims victory before the first round is even over! Hail Salpa!
# 10 From His Cold, Necrotic Hands
Apr09
Ever get the feeling you’re being watched?…
At least someone accomplished something… Any guesses which game Kazom is playing?
Nerdantic adj. /Nerdan-tik/ Caring a great deal about unimportant nerd stuff. Remember to vote.
# 22 Scuttlebutt on Skitterâ„¢
May22
Sorry for the extreme delay in posting tonight, a few unforeseen gremlins found their way into the mix. Hope you enjoy the fruuuits of the evil…. err, pencil. Remember to vote and thanks to all those who have and continue[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
# 23 Scuttlebutt part deux
May24
Hey kids, hope you enjoy! Please remember to vote for Melvin and the gang! And remember kiddies, always read the directions!
# 24 Effects and Affects
May28
Hey Kids, we had been up over 300 votes before Kinko’s shenanigans. We appreciate all the support. Let’s rally together and change our placement from 1,000,000 😉 to somewhere on the second or third page. To our have been,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
# 31 Poofed In My Pants
Jun22
Hey kids, hopefully it was worth the wait! Looks like they weren’t kidding over at Jeanie Bottle about “far-reaching consequences”. Tune in next week for the results and more! Please remember to vote!!!!!
Hey kids, I hope you’ll have as much fun with this as we did! Tune in next time to see what……well, what happens next time. It’s that time again, time to close the curtain, step up to the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
# 33 TURN-A-MENT
Jun28
Hey kids, hopefully that necromancer suit comes with depends! We hope you enjoy this one, and stay dry! Anyone who is watching Scandal like us, knows how important it is to vote! 🙂
# 34 Turn-A-Ment Too
Jul02
Hey kids, it’s like the Commander said, “it’s real.” It’s a new month, remember to vote!
# 36 Turn-A-Ment: Nerdly Weapon
Jul09
Hey kids, goes to show ya, if you’re going to commit assault, use lame-joke provoking weapons! Thank you Alex Great for your patreonage, with no incentives in place, no less! YOU ROCK! On that note, for those of you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
# 37 Turn-A-Ment : Hot Lady Dog
Jul12
Hey kids, nothing like a good interspecial joke to drum up a hunger! We would like to thank our newest patron, Roy Menix! We are now up to two! Thanks man… now bite the person next to you,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
# 38 Turn-A-Ment : House of the Setting Fun
Jul16
Hey kids, looks like somebody couldn’t stop picking at his scab! Thanks to all of you who’ve clicked, proven you’re not a robot, and voted for The Melvin Chronicles… you’re the unsung heroes! So, cram your finger in the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey kids, mmmm….I love the smell of dirty hot dog water in the morning…well…I did. If you don’t condone the behavior of this vendor, then go vote for The Melvin Chronicles now! Remember, if your not with us, you’re against[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey kids, don’t be hard on him. I’ve been known to booby-trap the yard for Thin Mints! As a wise one once told me, “Ding Dongs are the people behind the door not the bell, the witch is never[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
# 46 Turn-A-Ment : Exposé
Aug14
Hey kids, check out this really inspiring poem: vote vote if Susan should take it all off, (cough) vote if you want Melvin to put it all on, vote if that BJ now belongs in the woods, vote if you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
# 47 Turn-A-Ment : And Susan Awaits…
Aug18
Hey kids, I don’t see myself as BJ’s lord… I don’t know why he said that… it kinda just came out of center field. Just think of me as a guy who was in the right place, at the right[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
# 48 Turn-A-Ment : On The Same Page
Aug20
Hey kids, this concludes “The Tournament!” Sunday night’s post will feature the cover art for the next chapter of The Melvin Chronicles! Vote! more’s betta. Sincerely, BACH-MANN & Shhadow