# 34 Turn-A-Ment Too
Jul02
Hey kids, it’s like the Commander said, “it’s real.” It’s a new month, remember to vote!
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# 36 Turn-A-Ment: Nerdly Weapon
Jul09
Hey kids, goes to show ya, if you’re going to commit assault, use lame-joke provoking weapons! Thank you Alex Great for your patreonage, with no incentives in place, no less! YOU ROCK! On that note, for those of you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
# 37 Turn-A-Ment : Hot Lady Dog
Jul12
Hey kids, nothing like a good interspecial joke to drum up a hunger! We would like to thank our newest patron, Roy Menix! We are now up to two! Thanks man… now bite the person next to you,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
# 38 Turn-A-Ment : House of the Setting Fun
Jul16
Hey kids, looks like somebody couldn’t stop picking at his scab! Thanks to all of you who’ve clicked, proven you’re not a robot, and voted for The Melvin Chronicles… you’re the unsung heroes! So, cram your finger in the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey kids, mmmm….I love the smell of dirty hot dog water in the morning…well…I did. If you don’t condone the behavior of this vendor, then go vote for The Melvin Chronicles now! Remember, if your not with us, you’re against[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey kids, don’t be hard on him. I’ve been known to booby-trap the yard for Thin Mints! As a wise one once told me, “Ding Dongs are the people behind the door not the bell, the witch is never[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
# 46 Turn-A-Ment : Exposé
Aug14
Hey kids, check out this really inspiring poem: vote vote if Susan should take it all off, (cough) vote if you want Melvin to put it all on, vote if that BJ now belongs in the woods, vote if you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
# 47 Turn-A-Ment : And Susan Awaits…
Aug18
Hey kids, I don’t see myself as BJ’s lord… I don’t know why he said that… it kinda just came out of center field. Just think of me as a guy who was in the right place, at the right[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
# 48 Turn-A-Ment : On The Same Page
Aug20
Hey kids, this concludes “The Tournament!” Sunday night’s post will feature the cover art for the next chapter of The Melvin Chronicles! Vote! more’s betta. Sincerely, BACH-MANN & Shhadow
Hey kids, think of of all of the money he’ll save on cosplay costs! 😀 While Melvin is trying to cast his spell, why don’t you all go cast your votes! We hope you enjoy. Sincerely, BACH-MANN & Shhadow
# 51 Prophylaxis
Aug31
Hey kids, it’s that time you’ve been preparing for all week. Yep, it’s voting time! Some of you may use those stress balls to get your button pushing finger in shape. Some may dig out the last olive from the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey kids, we were hoping to have a strip tonight, however other matters have delayed us. We are taking a brief break to take care of things. We hope you enjoy this pic of the gang, and we’ll see you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey Kids, have a great and safe holiday! Be sure to drink responsibly, because if you don’t… your victim dies! Oh, and while you’re eating other people’s candy later, go in and vote! Sincerely, BACH-MANN & Shhadow
Hey kids, the plan was to do a double post today, but the craziness of the holiday has taken a tole. Fear not, for we shall return this weekend after all the sporting events have been watched, left-overs eaten, belts[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
# 83 Fan-Fuckin’-Tastic
Feb24
Hey kids, hopefully this proves that some things are worth the wait! Enjoy! Speaking of enjoyment, Shhadow and I enjoy seeing your votes roll in with love! Awwww, you guys. *^-^* Sincerely, BACH-MANN & Shhadow
# 84 Doll Skins…
Feb27
on February 27, 2016
at 11:04 PM
Chapter: Coming Of Mage
Characters: Melvin Clark, Tiffany "Red" Thornton
Location: Snack to the Future
Hey kids, doll skins…that’s just creepy crap right there. However, don’t get the creeps about casting your votes! Sincerely, BACH-MANN & Shhadow
# 85 Berserker Queen
Feb29
on February 29, 2016
at 8:54 PM
Chapter: Coming Of Mage
Characters: Melvin Clark, Tiffany "Red" Thornton
Location: Snack to the Future
Hey kids, sounds like all is not well in the land… Remember to cast those votes, and as long as the screen is up, check out how you can place a donation, or jump on the fun wagon by[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
# 86 Ranged Attacks Are The Best
Mar06
on March 6, 2016
at 3:02 PM
Chapter: Coming Of Mage
Characters: Melvin Clark, Tiffany "Red" Thornton
Location: Snack to the Future
Hey kids, sounds like this ranger has a good reason to go adventuring! Great adventures need two things. One, is to be heralded. Like, the casting of votes! Two, is to be funded. Like “Feeding the Kitty” with donations![…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
# 87 Stupid Bitchface
Mar09
on March 9, 2016
at 3:32 AM
Chapter: Coming Of Mage
Characters: Melvin Clark, Tiffany "Red" Thornton
Location: Snack to the Future
Hey kids, I don’t know about you, but it sounds like the Ranger has hunted, trapped, and hung some serious hostility on the wall! Speaking of which, I’m going to check the traps for donations. While I’m doing that,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
# 88 Stupid EVIL Bitchface
Mar12
on March 12, 2016
at 1:17 AM
Chapter: Coming Of Mage
Characters: Melvin Clark, Tiffany "Red" Thornton
Location: Snack to the Future
Hey kids, yet again, another example of why you shouldn’t open unlabeled bottles on the beach. That’s all I’m saying. While your planning your beach holiday, log into the Chronicles, and cast your vote. As always, donations and subscriptions are[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
# 89 Magic Giveth, And…
Mar15
on March 15, 2016
at 10:24 AM
Chapter: Coming Of Mage
Characters: Melvin Clark, Tiffany "Red" Thornton
Location: Snack to the Future
Hey kids, seems like the Blue Wizard just can’t get a break. Speaking of breaks, take one. Get a refreshing beverage, and vote for The Melvin Chronicles! Then, head over and drop some coins in the ole Patreon Poor[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
# 90 Ida Know What You Mean?
Mar23
Hey kids, the team is feeling better, and once more the comics are a flowin’! You can feel better too, by voting for The Melvin Chronicles! You (and us) can get a further boost by subscribing or donating to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey kids, just when you figured it was safe to be transformed into a girl against your will, so that your buddy can practice dating techniques…um… Good luck Melvin! You shouldn’t need any practice in casting your vote for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
# 92 A Different Type of Support
Apr06
Hey kids, you’ve been waiting…HERE IT IS! *^-^* Don’t wait to cast those votes, or visit the Patreon page! Sincerely, BACH-MANN & Shhadow
# 93 Booby Trap
Apr20
on April 20, 2016
at 7:02 PM
Chapter: Coming Of Mage
Characters: Ida Snow, Tiffany "Red" Thornton
Location: Ida's Car, Snack to the Future
Hey kids, it’s here, enjoy. 🙂 Since you’re right here, cast your vote, and check out the Patreon page! Sincerely, BACH-MANN & Shhadow