# 31 Poofed In My Pants
Hey kids, hopefully it was worth the wait! Looks like they weren’t kidding over at Jeanie Bottle about “far-reaching consequences”. Tune in next week for the results and more! Please remember to vote!!!!!
Hey kids, hopefully it was worth the wait! Looks like they weren’t kidding over at Jeanie Bottle about “far-reaching consequences”. Tune in next week for the results and more! Please remember to vote!!!!!
Hey kids, I hope you’ll have as much fun with this as we did! Tune in next time to see what……well, what happens next time. It’s that time again, time to close the curtain, step up to the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey kids, hopefully that necromancer suit comes with depends! We hope you enjoy this one, and stay dry! Anyone who is watching Scandal like us, knows how important it is to vote! 🙂
Hey kids, nobody puts Dumplin’ in a corner! Well, except for that guy. ;P Way to kick off the month with your votes of support! Let’s keep ’em coming! Hope you enjoy.
Hey kids, goes to show ya, if you’re going to commit assault, use lame-joke provoking weapons! Thank you Alex Great for your patreonage, with no incentives in place, no less! YOU ROCK! On that note, for those of you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey kids, nothing like a good interspecial joke to drum up a hunger! We would like to thank our newest patron, Roy Menix! We are now up to two! Thanks man… now bite the person next to you,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey kids, looks like somebody couldn’t stop picking at his scab! Thanks to all of you who’ve clicked, proven you’re not a robot, and voted for The Melvin Chronicles… you’re the unsung heroes! So, cram your finger in the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey kids, mmmm….I love the smell of dirty hot dog water in the morning…well…I did. If you don’t condone the behavior of this vendor, then go vote for The Melvin Chronicles now! Remember, if your not with us, you’re against[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey kids, just when Susan thought it was safe to go back in the living room… Thanks to everyone who has been voting; you make us feel better about ourselves one click at a time! Sincerely, BACH-MANN & Shhadow[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey kids, the paper cuts could have been painful on that one! Oh and Susan, Shadow said it might help if you press your tongue up to the roof of your mouth. Six more days of voting left, every[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey kids, watching this doesn’t make me want to pick up a good read anytime soon! Thanks to our most recent patron, John Panouses…..3 and rising! We’ve got two more hours left of voting for the month; lets see[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey kids, good thing Susan’s towel has a higher armor rating than stormtrooper armor! Thank you for all the votes daily… you do know you can vote daily, right? Also, thanks to the donors and patrons for the month of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey kids, don’t you just hate it when your genie is about to “Once upon a time” you and the doorbell rings?! Help promote, go vote! Thanks for your support! Sincerely, BACH-MANN & Shhadow
Hey kids, don’t be hard on him. I’ve been known to booby-trap the yard for Thin Mints! As a wise one once told me, “Ding Dongs are the people behind the door not the bell, the witch is never[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey kids, check out this really inspiring poem: vote vote if Susan should take it all off, (cough) vote if you want Melvin to put it all on, vote if that BJ now belongs in the woods, vote if you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey kids, I don’t see myself as BJ’s lord… I don’t know why he said that… it kinda just came out of center field. Just think of me as a guy who was in the right place, at the right[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey kids, this concludes “The Tournament!” Sunday night’s post will feature the cover art for the next chapter of The Melvin Chronicles! Vote! more’s betta. Sincerely, BACH-MANN & Shhadow