Hey kids, good thing Susan’s towel has a higher armor rating than stormtrooper armor! Thank you for all the votes daily… you do know you can vote daily, right? Also, thanks to the donors and patrons for the month of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey kids, don’t you just hate it when your genie is about to “Once upon a time” you and the doorbell rings?! Help promote, go vote! Thanks for your support! Sincerely, BACH-MANN & Shhadow
Hey kids, don’t be hard on him. I’ve been known to booby-trap the yard for Thin Mints! As a wise one once told me, “Ding Dongs are the people behind the door not the bell, the witch is never[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey kids, check out this really inspiring poem: vote vote if Susan should take it all off, (cough) vote if you want Melvin to put it all on, vote if that BJ now belongs in the woods, vote if you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey kids, I don’t see myself as BJ’s lord… I don’t know why he said that… it kinda just came out of center field. Just think of me as a guy who was in the right place, at the right[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey kids, this concludes “The Tournament!” Sunday night’s post will feature the cover art for the next chapter of The Melvin Chronicles! Vote! more’s betta. Sincerely, BACH-MANN & Shhadow
Hey kids, a new chronicle begins! So, grab your Haversacks, your rations, and oats for the horses! We ride out on Thursday! While you’re sharpening your swords and lashing that extra quiver to you saddle, remember to vote! Sincerely,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey kids, think of of all of the money he’ll save on cosplay costs! 😀 While Melvin is trying to cast his spell, why don’t you all go cast your votes! We hope you enjoy. Sincerely, BACH-MANN & Shhadow
Hey kids, it’s that time you’ve been preparing for all week. Yep, it’s voting time! Some of you may use those stress balls to get your button pushing finger in shape. Some may dig out the last olive from the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey kids, we were hoping to have a strip tonight, however other matters have delayed us. We are taking a brief break to take care of things. We hope you enjoy this pic of the gang, and we’ll see you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey kids, we’re back, our health bars are full, and we’ve replenished our mana! “MELVINAUTS ASSEMBLE!” …and since you’re here… VOTE! Thanks for the support! Sincerely, BACH-MANN & Shhadow
Hey kids, you’ve got to love a sweet, intelligent girl whose willing to pick up a hammer and enter the fight! Like the ole Klingon proverb says, “Today is a good day to VOTE!” Sincerely, BACH-MANN & Shhadow
Hey kids, I think that was the quickest goblin fight in gaming history! Thanks for reading, hope you enjoy. We’ve been laughing our ‘aces’ off! This is the part where Shhadow insists that I beg for votes. She says it[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey kids, well, it just goes to show, you can’t keep a good mage down! 😀 We are in the final days of voting for the month! Please click the button to the left because, DAMN IT, when you don’t…[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey kids, ….wing men…screwing up for over 3,000 years. ;P Remember, donations and patreon contributions are flaunted in others faces. So, thank you and keep ’em coming! Oh, and go vote. Sincerely, BACH-MANN & Sshadow
Hey kids, nothing says true love like stitches! As always thank you, and remember to vote! Sincerely, BACH-MANN & Shhadow
Hey kids, I guess you can’t go on a 3,000 year journey and not carry a little baggage. 🙂 Thanks for reading, please remember to tip your waitress, and as always vote! Sincerely, BACH-MANN & Shhadow.
Hey kids, looks like scrying can be a dirty business! 😀 Thank you all for your continued readership and support, and of course, remember to vote! Sincerely, BACH-MANN & Shhadow
Hey kids, nothing this cool ever happened in my toilet! We apologize for the inconsistency in our post times recently. Our schedules have adjusted, we each work jobs that pay us money (ha ha ha), and we have children. We[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey kids, it’s like I always say, “When you’ve got the girl you like, whom you have teleported, and had to scry in the crapper to send her back to where you teleported her from… screw it! Just cast the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey kids, that’s right disbelievers, we are posted on Tuesday! (CHEERING) All right, settle down my Melvinauts. Read and enjoy! Then, when you can’t contain your happiness any more….let it out by VOTING! 😀 Sincerely, BACH-MANN & Shhadow
Hey Kids, have a great and safe holiday! Be sure to drink responsibly, because if you don’t… your victim dies! Oh, and while you’re eating other people’s candy later, go in and vote! Sincerely, BACH-MANN & Shhadow