BJ, or Boyd Johnson, thinks himself the ladies man. He couldn't be more wrong, but that doesn't stop him from trying to woo the fairer sex when he can.
Loyal Servant of the Blue Djinn, Eashiqa was one of the first genies to follow him on his war against Haji. Still loyal to her King, even in his new form, Eashiqa is now devoted to restore her new "Queen" to her former glory.
A surprising number of evil overlords never realize competent minions are a rarer and more valuable commodity than any powerful artifact. Then they complain when heroes ruin their plans.
Norm: hey it’s not my fault! This crazy dame with the spear kept wanting to see the boss!
This chick done screwed it up now.
Somehow I don’t think that Norm is too normal on the IQ scale, but he likely makes everyone else in the shop feel better about themselves.
As the old saying goes: “Hire the handicapped; they’re fun to watch.”
{Cough} Fun plot twists, but your security certificate just expired…
Yeah, sorry about that. It should be fixed, now.
Not quit yet
Yeah something weird happened. The cert was fine for a little while, then broke again. I think CD’s webhost may have dropped the ball.
But now it *should* finally be fixed for real.
Dick: “(sigh 😔) Why did I hire these two idiots again?”
Probably because no one would miss them if he had to eat them or something like that.
Good hired help *really* is hard to find…
A surprising number of evil overlords never realize competent minions are a rarer and more valuable commodity than any powerful artifact. Then they complain when heroes ruin their plans.