BJ, or Boyd Johnson, thinks himself the ladies man. He couldn't be more wrong, but that doesn't stop him from trying to woo the fairer sex when he can.
A surprising number of evil overlords never realize competent minions are a rarer and more valuable commodity than any powerful artifact. Then they complain when heroes ruin their plans.
Norm: hey it’s not my fault! This crazy dame with the spear kept wanting to see the boss!
This chick done screwed it up now.
Somehow I don’t think that Norm is too normal on the IQ scale, but he likely makes everyone else in the shop feel better about themselves.
As the old saying goes: “Hire the handicapped; they’re fun to watch.”
{Cough} Fun plot twists, but your security certificate just expired…
Yeah, sorry about that. It should be fixed, now.
Not quit yet
Yeah something weird happened. The cert was fine for a little while, then broke again. I think CD’s webhost may have dropped the ball.
But now it *should* finally be fixed for real.
Dick: “(sigh 😔) Why did I hire these two idiots again?”
Probably because no one would miss them if he had to eat them or something like that.
Good hired help *really* is hard to find…
A surprising number of evil overlords never realize competent minions are a rarer and more valuable commodity than any powerful artifact. Then they complain when heroes ruin their plans.