OK, what?! Mary’s slips of the tongue show that she clearly knows way more than she’s letting on. But HOW?!

Also, sorry for the extreme delay on this page, folks. It’s a combination of Carlos getting WAY too ambitious with this whole reference (which I’m sure many of you get), and then his Internet just completely dying on him for several days, right before he finished the page. He only managed to just barely send me the JPG of this page over his phone’s connection a few hours ago, which then required quite a bit of extra effort for me to edit, since I had to rewrite every line from scratch. But here it is!