BJ, or Boyd Johnson, thinks himself the ladies man. He couldn't be more wrong, but that doesn't stop him from trying to woo the fairer sex when he can.
Hey gang, Maggie here. BACH-MANN pulled this from the archives. This pic, entitled Day Dream, was done to reflect a BJ moment after the ‘poofing’ incident in the House of the Rising Fun. He hopes you enjoy it.
You’re the Author. The Creator. The Puppeteer. The God in this Universe, second only to Elder High God, CD Rudd. I think that give you license to understand the boy’s mind. 😛
Elder in this scale is based on the age of this universe, not your personal age. You created this universe, you were there when it started…Bach-mann came later. Thus, Elder God. “High” just confirms your position above Bach-mann in the “Pantheon”.
It kind of hard to figure out BJ fantasy here. It could be going in one or more direction at the same time.
1. After all, Red use to be a nerd guy like BJ, so is he trying to out do Red in his mind as a twisted sense of being macho of thinking that he would be better at it than Red at being a girl?
2. Is he actually is starting to envy Red being a girl and would rather be the girl in the crowd?
3. Is he sorta interested in her, but, doesn’t know how to approach and so he dreams of getting her jealous to draw attention to himself.
4, He misses Red big boobs and would like a pair of his own.
5. He fantasizing being a female Gene, because, there a Totem of Gene bottle in the background and it just let him or she out of the bottle?
Hmm I think probably not 5–I think BJ is thinking about a Genie changing him into a hot girl form. BJ is probably NOT thinking about actually feeling attracted to males while in a female form, though manipulating them would not be out of the question.
I think most everyone has considered what they would be like as the opposite sex. Naturally we would prefer to be attractive in that form. This is nothing new. The ancient Greeks had an immortal that changed sex and regenerated when he died. Poor guy was blinded by Hera after she and Zeus got into an argument about which sex gets the most pleasure from sex.
@Larry: I think it’s just a reflection of BJ’s ego, obsession with sex and degree of narcissism: “If I WAS a girl, I’d be a really HOT girl! Everybody would be jealous.”
It’s actually a fairly common issue for people with dress shirts and polos that tend to shrug or slouch a lot. I have 2 or 3 polos from my more depressive days that have collars that simply refuse to stay down properly. I’m seriously considering resorting to a staple gun. 😛
It could’a been him. Maybe it should’a been him.
Wow. Even BJ’s daydreams are narcissistic.
Is he daydreaming about himself in girl form or is he daydreaming about a girl form of himself? Which is worse?
Who am I to try and understand that boy’s mind?! O-O
You’re the Author. The Creator. The Puppeteer. The God in this Universe, second only to Elder High God, CD Rudd. I think that give you license to understand the boy’s mind. 😛
You propose a strong, and flattering argument. 😉
Woah… Elder High God…? I’m not that old.
@CD Rudd
Elder in this scale is based on the age of this universe, not your personal age. You created this universe, you were there when it started…Bach-mann came later. Thus, Elder God. “High” just confirms your position above Bach-mann in the “Pantheon”.
Oh, that could get nasty, BJ thinking of a girl version of himself giving him love and kisses.
Everyone hit the dirt or head for the bomb shelter.
I think that would be narcissism at its peak.
Would love to see this actually happen. XD
It kind of hard to figure out BJ fantasy here. It could be going in one or more direction at the same time.
1. After all, Red use to be a nerd guy like BJ, so is he trying to out do Red in his mind as a twisted sense of being macho of thinking that he would be better at it than Red at being a girl?
2. Is he actually is starting to envy Red being a girl and would rather be the girl in the crowd?
3. Is he sorta interested in her, but, doesn’t know how to approach and so he dreams of getting her jealous to draw attention to himself.
4, He misses Red big boobs and would like a pair of his own.
5. He fantasizing being a female Gene, because, there a Totem of Gene bottle in the background and it just let him or she out of the bottle?
Does anybody else have any other ideas?
Hmm I think probably not 5–I think BJ is thinking about a Genie changing him into a hot girl form. BJ is probably NOT thinking about actually feeling attracted to males while in a female form, though manipulating them would not be out of the question.
We do see BJ talking about his (brief) girl form being hot in:
https://melvin.jeaniebottle.com/?comic=turn-a-ment-nerdly-weapon
https://melvin.jeaniebottle.com/?comic=turn-a-ment-hot-lady-dog
So it does seem that he likes the idea of being hot, so any of 1-4 might be possible.
This seems to support #2: https://melvin.jeaniebottle.com/?comic=hurt-feelings
I think most everyone has considered what they would be like as the opposite sex. Naturally we would prefer to be attractive in that form. This is nothing new. The ancient Greeks had an immortal that changed sex and regenerated when he died. Poor guy was blinded by Hera after she and Zeus got into an argument about which sex gets the most pleasure from sex.
@Larry: I think it’s just a reflection of BJ’s ego, obsession with sex and degree of narcissism: “If I WAS a girl, I’d be a really HOT girl! Everybody would be jealous.”
Chances are that people would still think female BJ as annoying.
I once ran into a women that was so much like me, that I considered her almost a carbon copy of what I would be if I were born a women.
GOD! She was HOT too!
Most people thought she was cute and put up with her shenanigans and crap that she would pull and she seem to get away with it too.
After a few years around her, I finally decided that I need to get away from this BITCH! It time to find another Church and get the HELL OUT OF DODGE!
BJ’s gotta burn that shirt, the popped collar is starting to get on my nerves.
It’s actually a fairly common issue for people with dress shirts and polos that tend to shrug or slouch a lot. I have 2 or 3 polos from my more depressive days that have collars that simply refuse to stay down properly. I’m seriously considering resorting to a staple gun. 😛
I think that was one of BJ’s characteristics from CD Rudd’s comic
oy, where are the updates?