HEADS UP READERS:
In these early days of this Melvin reboot, Carlos and I are still working out the kinks. Unfortunately, that means that Pages 4 through 8 ended up with text that some readers may find slightly too small to comfortably read.
You can remedy this by clicking the image, which will bring you to a larger version of the page, with much more legible text. Pages 4 through 8 are already done, but we will endeavor to ensure that such issues do not plague any of the pages we create in the future.

Since it’s been so long, here’s a bit of a refresher on those “freak accidents” Melvin’s talking about:

http://melvin.jeaniebottle.com/?comic=careful-what-you-wish-for

http://melvin.jeaniebottle.com/?comic=stupid-evil-bitchface (and the next page)

And the witches in the backyard:

http://melvin.jeaniebottle.com/?comic=112-azure-agents

And genies in the bedroom:

http://jeaniebottle.com/?comic=jeanie-bottle-90