# 13 Is This The Real Life?
Apr19
How many of you would go to a Melvin themed park like this?
Can you find all the little Melvins and creepy eyes?
How many of you would go to a Melvin themed park like this?
Can you find all the little Melvins and creepy eyes?
13 Little Melvins, 8 Creepy eyes. I could be wrong.
And I’m up to 15 Melvin’s – Magnifying the page revealed 2 I missed. . . Probably missing one or two still.
Still 8 sets of creepy eyes.
Forgive me for thinking that the “M” plateaus are not the result of natural geological forces. I suspect geotect wizardry.
The Melvin South of the Amazon is looking up her skirt, and she’s worried about her bow.
Are those Kazom’s eyes scattered about?
Is that even Red? I noticed she has short hair like Clarence did in the flashbacks; I went back through the posts and the bow The BACH-MANN featured here, looks like the bow on Red’s bra when Melvin walks in on her changing. Hmmmm….INTERESTING….very interesting!
That telescope sticking out from the dome of the Shadow Observatory seems awfully familiar, but I can’t quite place it.
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Luna’s Overwatch and The BACH-MANN’s Lair, hehehehe, but who is Clark?
Melvin’s last name is Clark.
Considering that cigarette smoking man is there, I figured Clark was his first name. Still could be, I suppose.
ha, I checked the cast list for something else, and didn’t check for that. “Melvin Clark” he is.
The telescope kind of reminds me of some R. Crumb drawings. If that is deliberate, then Bach-Mann has some good artistic influences.
THANK YOU!
Except it’s not R. Crumb. It’s the logo from Griffith’s Observatory, by Bill Griffith, author and artist of Zippy the Pinhead. (The name plays off an actual astronomical observatory in Los Angeles.)
But R. Crumb was close, and the two styles are not unrelated.
In any event, Melvin’s Dad probably has a stash of the old underground comics, Heavy Metal, and National Lampoons.
None of which are worth a dime, because the fool actually read them instead of double-bagging them in archival plastic.
I swear, if I’d had the sense to buy two copies of everything, bagged one and read the other, I’d have a substantial nest egg.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2OgpsMgKSls/SWSrjt6oZnI/AAAAAAAAANo/eCT4UMcIYjk/s1600-h/griffith2.jpg
Hell yeah I’d go to this park!
You and me buddy. I’ll buy the wizard logs! 😛
Whoa, what a striking page! The bow does a surpringly good job of covering up Red’s, ehem… assets.
Is the “Slygax Sea” a reference to Gary Gygax, perhaps?
I agree…very striking. This was certainly a nice and unexpected surprise.
Great job The BACH-MANN! I’m having fun going through and looking for symbolism.
Neat. Is the Elf girl supposed to be anybody we’d recognize?
That’s got to be Holly, Melvin’s crush. If so…. adorable that she’s in the center of his world, radiant as can be.
Thank you for the kind words. This was a difficult two week endeavor worked around my full time job, but what can I say, you guys are worth it! *^-^*
I see Red is wearing the Pink Bow breast plate +5 armor +5 charisma and the mini skirt of dexterity +5 and distraction. Nice kit…..
I’m not sure there’s enough cleavage for +5 charisma…lol <— See, I typed "lol, I was joking! Stop throwing things at me! AH!
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landside, no escape from reality
Open your eyes…
Look up to the skies and seeeeee….
I’m just a poor nerd…..
By the way, Van Man offering candy . . . kind of creepy. Maybe unintentionally so on his part, but still.
We finally get to see Bach-Mann’s version of Melvin’s crush. She’s cute. (What can I say? I love elves.)
Smoking Guy (pronounced GEE {I’m pushing that name to become canon}) referencing cringe worthy meme.(lol)
I’m wondering if this is The BACH-MANN’s version of how Melvin views her.
Lessee here. References include:
House of the Rising Sun (I’m assuming the song)
Batman
Skyrim (since no Fantasy universe is complete without a Skyrim reference)
Bohemian Rhapsody (by Queen)
And probably LotR since any Fantasy universe traces its origins back to LotR. 😛
I also see a fairly well trained dragon.
Hahaha!
Van Man is in a, say it with me now, A VAN!
Ah! I was trying to figure out what Kazom was riding, and now that you say it, I can see it’s Toothless. I was trying to figure out how a cat’s head was attached to a giant bat. My grandson would be disappointed that I didn’t recognize his favorite dragon immediately.
The power of three will be needed to defeat the pimpled nemesis.
By three i mean the Blue wizard the cutie Elf girl and Red the destroyer queen of confused hormone angst.
HAZAH! Grab your weapons, and make peace with your deities!
“…Whatever you believe them to be, Cosmic Muffin or Hairy Thunderer…”
With all its hopes, dreams, promises and urban renewal
“The world continues to deteriorate.
GIVE UP!”
[sing it with me now]
You are a fluke,
Of the universe,
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
the Universe
Is laughing behind your back.
DETERIORITA! XD
*ATA* ah, shit! I’m gunna’ give up.